Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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