is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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