How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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