Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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