My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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