why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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