I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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