he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Randomize
