No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
