In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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