...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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