Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
why is half of my head shaved?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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