Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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