Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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