I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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