We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Dick very happy bro
Randomize
