Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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