Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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