We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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