you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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