Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
This is not my ceiling
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
