that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Can I color on your dick again?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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