The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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