'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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