He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
True college students do jello shots in the library
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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