I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
