How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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