Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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