That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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