her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
