Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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