is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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