i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
As shirtless as possible
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Randomize
