Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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