I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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