not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
soo... how was my night?
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