Don't make out with my wife yet
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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