Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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