As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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