By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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