I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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