What a fucking waste of an outfit
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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