I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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