We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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