You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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