And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Actions speak louder than pants.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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