I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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