Non-Jews are for practice
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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