Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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