somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I would fuck him just for his dog
please don't ironically join a cult
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