Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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