I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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